Get your stuff out of my depot!
I was supposed to go home, not die.
Being unhealthy in body and mind caused some afterlife incarceration and no afterlife retirement plan.
It’s a 1930s spectral time warp.
My death was horrible but this building is the afterlife consolation prize.
“I suffered a violent death at a neck-tie party.”
“I was killed in cold blood. I’m trying to find the person who shot me!”
“Where is my horse? I left him somewhere in the square!”
“I suddenly died, but I still have things to do!”
Betrayal, painful deaths and a nasty personality have caused havoc in this building.
This is the perfect afterlife home!
My horrible end has left me upset, and I’m stuck.
This great place is our heaven.
We died here and decided to stay.
Being brutally murdered hasn’t dampened the caring spirit of this spectral matron.
Still serving time with a murderous mindset.
Let’s make the best of it!
Still waiting and disappointed…
I was supposed to get well! I wound up six feet under!
Getting chuckles and claiming space are favorite spectral pasttimes.
Even if I’m dead, why should I stop being myself in a place that I loved?
Miserable sisters of unexpected pain and death were at it again!
“It was so unfair! I wasn’t even the one who was cheating!”