Review:
Terror Toons, starring porn icon
Lizzie Borden and Beverly Lynne, has a bad porn feel to it, only without
the titillating sex and nudity. And cohesive plot.
Candy and Cindy are sisters left
home for the night when their dad and "mom" leave for a wedding. Cindy
receives a DVD called Terror Toons, which unleashes supposed cartoon
characters Dr. Carnage and Max Assassin.
I'll give Beverly Lynne and Kelly
Liu credit, they at least try to do a halfway decent job, but they are
let down by their director and the special effects department. Joe Castro
doesn't so much film as he just happens to keep a camera in the room
as his story unfolds. The special effects would be laughable if they
weren't so nauseating...not nauseating in the sense of "ooh, brains"
but in the sense of "ooh, special effects goop."
It took one person to come up with
the story, and three to come up with the script. What exactly took three
people? The tired cartoon characters running through doors in a hallway?
The cop who likes donuts? Strip Ouija?
This is a horrible, hateful little
movie that will make you wonder about humanity's capacity to come together
and put together something so unbelievably awfully. Stay away from it.
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